Kesha’s Ass As the Arbiter of Musical Talent

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Lex Jurgen - June 21, 2014

Now that Kesha dropped the dollar sign from her name, she looks like a million bucks. Or, like Scott Caan in a wig. Kesha was in rehab earlier this year for an eating disorder. Mostly, she was eating too much drugs and alcohol. Now she's back to making new beautiful music and set to debut as a judge on Rising Star, ABC's attempt to create their own American Idol or The Voice except ten years too late.

It's terrifying for those kids. I feel so bad for them, but I'm really excited. I think people would be surprised how different I would like the talent to be. I want country, I want polka - all of it.

I wasn't going to watch this show. Now I'm really really not going to watch this show. But I'm happy for Kesha. A new chin and cheeks and nose and vagina and hair and vagina hair and job just have to equal happiness. I hope for my sake.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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