Kendall Jenner’s Incredible Swimsuit Body In Need Of A Lifeguard

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aldo-vallon - June 19, 2018

Where did Kendall Jenner get that lifesaver, Carl’s Comically Oversized Prop Shop? Who is she trying to save with that thing, Michael Moore?

I know women, especially starlets, tend to have a skewed view of their bodies, but even Kendall cannot believe that a lifesaver that size is necessary for her. She is so petite that an actual Lifesaver candy could probably do the trick. Everybody around her had better not spill the beans that what she is holding is also known as a donut. She might throw the thing as far away from her as possible out of fear of the calories that it contains. And where would we be if she did?

Donuts are not just fun leisure toys. They are viable lifesaving tools. If she doesn’t have her donut and becomes exhausted in the water, she could drown. And that is not going to do any of us any good. A corpse starts losing its sexual appeal pretty quickly after the heart stops beating—except for a small number of our population who actually see it as a turn on. I think that number is so small, and so disturbing, that they do not deserve much recognition though.


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