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Is Kendall Jenner More Luke Skywalker or Michael Corleone?

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brian-mcgee - September 8, 2017

I feel like a lot of us pin our hopes and dreams for the Kardashian legacy on Kendall Jenner. She's sort of the last respectable one left, you know? She hasn't blown her face out with implants or her breasts out with implants or her hips or buttocks out with implants. No fillers, I don't think. She's kind of like the Luke Skywalker and/or Michael Corleone of the family, you're hoping she doesn't turn to the dark side or whatever. 

When I say "a lot of us," I think Kim and all of those other hellhound sisters feel the same. They saw what happened when power went unchecked and bosoms starting ballooning. They were simultaneously competing with Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Simpson. They don't want that for their little one. Kylie went ahead and Fredo'd herself out with implants and donkey shows with Johnny Ola.

Kendall sure feels like the last hope, unless there's another one of these Kardashian/Jenner creations lying about. Heck if I can keep them all straight anymore. Anyway, it's been nice writing another article about your family today, so thanks for that. Until next time, peace and love.

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