aldo-vallon - August 17, 2017
Does anyone know the actual statute for indecent exposure, because I feel like Kendall Jenner is treading a fine line here.What is even considered public nudity anymore, just a hint of a nipple behind a white shirt? What about going commando under some mesh? I am referring to the female version of commando, not men because that would be disgusting. What is it with men's proclivity for showing their bodies as they get older? It is like men go through their own bell curve. When we are young we will whip it out on a whim. When we are young adults we understand the value of clothing. But once we are over the hill we go back to having no shame about hanging dong in public. The world does not need anymore middle aged men rollerskating in thongs down the sidewalk. It did not even need one.
But thankfully I have the ghost nipples of Kendall to take my mind off that horror. I do not know why I was worried about her possibly being guilty of indecent exposure, it is not like any cop is going to give her a ticket for it. If they do show up on the scene it will be for crowd control.
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