Kendall Jenner, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima Lead List of Met Gala 2017 Super Hotties On the Carpet and After Parties

The Met Gala 2017 happened. It's now officially become the single best annual venue for the sextastic celebrities and models to bare and dare their wares. Sure, some go into the meta Salvador Dali over-produced fashion silly look, but most opt for the cleavetastic and legs and panties-less flowing slit gown look that can drive even a pauper to feel like a prince for an evening.

The red carpet of the event and the after-parties hosted luscious ladies in ever changing dresses such as Kendall Jenner, Adriana Lima, Rita Ora, Miranda Kerr, Gisele Bundchen, and a who's who of ridiculously hot women who spent hours, if not days and weeks preparing for this grand exhibitionist event. Insipid as fashion ultimately is, how else do you get dozens of the world's more alluring women to show up half-dressed showing off legs and funbags and booties? No, my birthday party doesn't even come close. Sadly. Enjoy.

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