Kendall Jenner Extra Tight Swimsuit Wedgie By The Pool

I don’t know how these women do it. If my boxers start riding up in my crack, regardless of how little may be there, I am compelled to dig it out with all of the enthusiasm as rescuing Chilean miners. How women can go all day with a swimsuit or underwear wedged up in there simply baffles me. The lengths to which some women will go in order to get their tan lines just right is commendable.

I on the other hand have accepted my fate as the man with the farmer’s tan. I used to be embarrassed by it but it does have its benefits. If I go outside completely naked it gives me a few extra seconds before people realize what they are looking at. At first glance I just look like a grown man wearing a romper.

When a one piece swimsuit gives its wearer a wedgie as extreme as the one on Kendall it almost seems like an act of torture. If she bends at the waist then the wedgie only gets deeper. It is like a really weak gateway act to introduce someone to the BDSM lifestyle.

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