Kendall Jenner Braless and Masked with Hailey Baldwin at Coachella

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin look like they’ve arrived in just enough time to save my day. Kendall is dressed like super assassin and I don’t mind watching her kill time time as she marches to wherever she’s going. And Hailey has done such a smash up job of hiding her pants I almost mailed her mine so she doesn’t get accosted and arrest by authorities for indecent exposure. But under further inspection I can see what is possibly the frayed ends of a pair of jeans that were turned into shorts. Crafty lady. I know if they’re Wranglers she has good taste. There’s not much a man can look at that tops a woman wearing a sturdy pair of daisy dukes.

I’d like to talk music with these two. We may enjoy listening to the same bands. Especially if they’re at Coachella, known for their Indie scene. I play a mean banjo, occasionally fiddle around with a fiddle, and know my way quite a bit around a guitar. I can come up with a song and perform for an audience of two. Just them and I, and the night air saturated with a song confessing my love for them.

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