Lex Jurgen - May 2, 2016
The White House Correspondents Dinner used to be a showcase for the sitting President to recite cracks about himself and the White House press corps then hand out a bunch of awards to dead people. The annual event served as a friendly reminder that the press who cover POTUS will do pretty much whatever he and his staff ask since they're looking for access or just sweet jobs in the White House. More recently the White House Correspondents started inviting tons of Hollywood celebrities to distract from the incestuous relationship. What do you mean we're administration puppets? Have you seen the tits on Adriana Lima? Who wants caramel corn?
The commercial process culminated over the weekend when Kendall Jenner met The President. It was reminiscent of the time Marilyn sang for JFK, except Kendall Jenner doesn't just play stupid and she's not fucking the President's brother. Kenya is super far. Obama's writers pre-penned the moment into his monologue. Kris Jenner caught it all on camera then spooged in her nappy. Remember this the next time you feel obliged to criticize Putin for beating journalists.
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