Kelly Rowland Bootylicious, Gabrielle Union Sextastic; BET Honors Gala in D.C.

While the West Coast was abuzz this weekend with the Golden Globes, pre-Golden Globes, and post-Golden Globes, Washington D.C. served as host to a whole bunch of hot globes packed into tiny dresses itself courtesy of the annual Black Entertainment Television Awards evening, featuring a bevy of sweetness that inflated our anatomical life rafts.

In particular, Kelly Rowland, X-Factor U.K. judge and former Destiny's Child member, put on a body-hugging dress display of donk and badonkadonk proportions, not to be missed. Joining her in the hotness parade, Gabrielle Union, who we saw not to long ago prancing along the beach in Miami, here another sextastic bit of sultry hotness squirmed into a skin tight dress.

Now, you know we know nothing about fashion, but we know enough to state unequivocally that short and tight on the East Coast beats out the long and froufrou gowns on the West Coast. Enjoy.