Kelly Rohrbach Thongtastic Bikini Booty Cheeks

Kelly Rohrbach makes me want to be a better man. Or in the least a richer more famous man who gets to date the new breakout star of hot bodied Baywatch. I wouldn't mind so much if she told old Leonardo DiCaprio stories provided we agreed his ponytail was stupid and I far exceed his ability to make her feel like a real woman. I'm not even sure what that means, but I'd like to hear somebody as hot as Kelly Rohrbach say it.

In this exquisitely hot beach style photoshoot from Jan Welters, Kelly gets all kinds of steamy ocean front hot and in a thong kind of way, showing off that heaven sent but devil may care hard worked body in ways only a veteran swimsuit model can. Yes, the suit is for bathing, but the side effects on the male of the species when you start making it tiny and tight are far more dramatic than just the ability to repel water. It's the ability to attract leering eyeballs. Kelly, you are just hitting your prime and everybody needs to share in what you have to offer. I mean, share after I go first, naturally. Finder's keepers. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Jan Welters