bill-swift - May 26, 2016
Is it possible that there is another worthy entrant into my Pantheon of the Faptastic? A famous female type entertainment person of such outstandingly hot body and looks that she may pass the two Schnauzers standing guard at the portal and enter into the hallowed halls of where I do my funny business thrice daily? It surely is.
And Kelly Rohrbach is getting remarkably close.
Kelly flew below the radar as a model until hooking up in a temporary relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio, as if there were another kind. Now she's taking on the blonde leading lady in a tight swimsuit role for the Baywatch movie. Naturally, she's taking full advantage of the notoriety to be noticed for her hot beach body. Pamela Anderson didn't do too shabby from this same beach TV show setup. Kelly, you are remarkably sextastic. In and out of bathing suits. You really shouldn't be allowed to wear anything else. By rule. Or law, when I am a good and just and horny king of the world. Open the Pantheon doors and lay down the plastic sheet! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
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