Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian: The Battle of the Buxom Black Dress

Well, two of my favorites, and, by favorites, I mean, I lust every inch of the ridiculously sexy Kelly Brook, of course, and I, well, heartily admire the outside assets of Kim Kardashian. Let's battle out these ladies and their amazing bodacious fun bags packed into super tight black cocktail dresses, or, shall we call them, body wraps. So tough to choose. Must we? Or, might I suggest we form something close to the ultimate boobtastic sandwich. I'll leave it to our fair readers to decide where best to place the meat. (Yeah, I went there.) Enjoy.

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