Kelly Brook Swimsuit Photoshoot In Cannes Causes a Traffic Jam of Little Bitty French Cars

Kelly Brook has taken this week's Cannes Film Festival by boobtastic storm. And while her film work, the likes of which includes many delicious topless bikini scenes, did not receive honors at this year's snooty festival, she nevertheless never misses a fancy party or the chance for a sweet photoshoot among the hoity toity as she did in Cannes, strutting down its famous avenue, flashing her body for the cameras in a show-worthy swimsuit.

The curvy model of perfection revealed her skin-baring swimsuit as many undersized European compact cars blared their horns mostly because that's just what they do, when not parking on sidewalks. Personally speaking, I'm ready to toot my own horn at the site of the sextastic Kelly Brook, but mine doesn't make any noise. Enjoy.