bill-swift - October 27, 2011
Our feelings about Kelly Brook are not all that complicated -- we really really want to make three to five minutes of sweet tender love to her all over hotness. That pretty much encapsulates it. Whether she's flashing tons of skin or just looking classy hot, as in this pictorial from New Look magazine where the actress and model just makes me want to lie about being rich and classy and emotionally available and sweep her off her feet, or, you know, let her stay on her figure and engineer a plan to siege her body all vertical like.
Oh, Kelly Brook, the things you do to men ought to be made at least semi-illegal. Enjoy.