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bill-swift - March 23, 2011

I remember doing this rope tug-of-war back in P.E. class in middle school. Half the boys on one side, half on the other, while Mr. Klausen, the gym coach with the odd mustache who encouraged frequent showering for the young men in his locker room would bite hard on a towel as he watched the boys epic struggle. Of course, everybody gave it a good 60-seconds of effort, until they let go, because there was no real prize, everybody quit, except for me and Carmen Haynesworth. I didn't quit because I was stupidly stubborn. Carmen didn't quit because he was an 'athlete' and his dad would whoop his ass regularly for failing to achieve. So, the tug o' war would invariably end, mano e mano, me and Carmen, locked in a classic battle of will versus power. And, yeah, I lost every time, cause pimping spirit will only gets you so far when you weigh 90-lbs and your parents genetically gifted you the muscle tone of a infant-aged girl. But, to point, the beauty is in the struggle.

I won't give up on Kelly Brook. She's my rope. Her pregnancy is Carmen. I can't stop her from ballooning up (or her melons from swelling mightily with milk, wait... ), but, I will not just quit. Hence, this double shot of Kelly Brook pictures hotness from Max magazine in Italy and part two of the photoset from New Look magazine, wherein this mega-sextastic model and B-movie actress and Rugby player WAG just shows off all directions of her superior superficial talents. You will be back, Kelly Brook, and I will be tugging that rope hard until you do. Enjoy.

The indomitable Kelly Brook in Max magazine:

The boobtastic Kelly Brook in New Look magazine, a continuation of hot photos from our earlier posting:



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