bill-swift - August 19, 2010
If you were a piranha, would you eat Kelly Brook? Yes, you're a mindless killing machine with a fish brain, but, deep down in your genetic coding, isn't there something that speaks to your neurons, preventing you from destroying something so ridiculously sexy?
I'd like to think so. Though I'd be lying if I didn't say I hadn't imagined a nibble or two on this amazing specimen of our species, looking pure hotness once again at the premiere of this silly, but absolutely must-see Piranha 3-D, wherein we know Kelly Brook gets a bit naked and fishy-attacked. Enjoy.