Kelly Brook Crosses Her Legs, Breaks My Heart

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bill-swift - December 6, 2010

Really, is it that much to ask? Kelly Brook remains one of the sexiest women alive, lusted and adored by men worldwide, and she's suddenly found leg-crossing grace? Unholy really. We were this close (I'm holding my angry fingers about half an inch apart -- 1.3 cms or so for you metrics) to catching a glimpse into the Easy Bake Oven of Hotness. I'm not prepared to call this a Monday morning gray cloud, or a dark omen on the peeks, pokes, and slips of the coming week, I'm simply not a superstitious man, but I will say that I am rather disappointed in Kelly Brook who seems to think that personal etiquette is somehow more important than ten million man smiles. Never forget your roots, Kelly, and let us enjoy.

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