Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Continue to Frolic With Boobtastic Splendor in Miami

Oh, the stripes are killing me. I think they actually make the blessed chest of Kelly Brook appear to be even larger than reality. Which is already quite tremendous. While the British model and actress may be rolling in the hay with somebody who is clearly not me, I would notice, I can't help but feel happy for her. She seems happy. And super hot. And that latter part is especially important to my evaluation of who I support.

There are not many women on this planet who wear a big girl bikini better than Kelly Brook. You start throwing in some ocean wetness and stripes and giggles and I'm about to declare a state of emergency. Not so much for the South of Florida, but south of my personal sunshine state. Damn, Kelly, damn. Enjoy.