Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Depict the Mom of the Kid We All Pretended to Like

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bill-swift - December 3, 2010

There's the cliche story of the boyfriend being unable to use the "L' word with his girlfriend because of its difficult in utterance for many adult males. Personally, never had a problem with it. I love playful dogs. I love my big screen LCD. And, I have no problem saying I love my girlriend. Why do guys have such a hangup? It's the 'M' word that frightens me like no other boogeyman story ever told. Marriage. Now we're talking 'for whom the bell tolls'. Gulp. Shiver. Panic.

Its under this pretext that the mere concept of a TV show about housewives, even supposedly hot housewives, has always kind of given me the heebie-jeebies. However, talent is talent and I've got to give it up for the masterly motherly form of Kelly Benismon, one of the Real Housewives of New York City and these bikini pictures which show off the kind of mom whose son suddenly become the most popular boy in school. You know, that kid you didn't like all that much, but damn if you weren't over at his house everyday after school just for a chance to watch his mom doing the laundry. Or was this just me? Guys? Guys??? I suddenly feel very creepy.

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