Katy Perry Teases Something Tragic And Stupid (UPDATE)

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Sam Robeson - December 20, 2017

Woke pile of glitter and broken dreams Katy Perry is apparently still with us - something I as well as the rest of the world literally forgot about since her turd soup album Witness dropped - and still apparently has the ability to "tease" things even though people don't give a crap. It's like Perry is trying to mimic Grizabella from Cats by begging for her next life while looking like a sexually abused gutter clown. The physical resemblance is definitely there. 

Yesterday Perry took to Instagram to tease her bot followers with a picture in which she's dressed as an 18th-century drag queen prostitute and then she released a clip in which she looks like just your average non-period specific drag queen prostitute. Perry is teasing the song "Hey Hey Hey," and while that fun fact is inconsequential since no one in the world is going to listen to the song or watch the music video, the fact that Katy Perry still has the guts to try to make Katy Perry a thing is pretty damn brazen. Or hilarious. Or tragic. She accompanies her latest TEASE with:

katy-claus is coming down ur chimney tomorrow with a visual gift ok  

It's only a gift if people want it. And they don't. Time to put you down Grizzie. Head to the gallery at the bottom of the page to remember what it was like to think Katy Perry was bangable.  



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