Katy Perry Goes Cleavetastic Tarzan To Sell Records

Oh, Katy Cocktease, you are at the top of your game. The girl who's made so much money using her body to sell records while never really showing her body continues her tantalizing boobtastic ways in her new Roar music video. I can't possibly get into Katy's music, because I'm not a girl within a year either way of her first menstrual cycle, but I am certainly going to ogle her conservatively wicked hot body.

Katy doesn't play fair. We know this. But we must never accept this. For the sake of the children or something important sounding like that. Enjoy.