Katy Perry and Rita Ora Hot Hottie Body on Stage in Scotland

Aye, a wee bit of the hot birds on stage at Radio 1's concert in the Highlands this weekend. There were a bunch of acts, but Katy Cocktease in her ancient Egyptian themed tight dress and Rita Ora in her booty hugging body suit and some unusual looking dreads certainly stood out for me.

I can't say I'm particular fond of either young pop diva musically speaking, but pretty much obsessed in every other way and I could easily fake the musical interest part should I ever get a chance to help these girls change costumes backstage. That and a Ora-Swift-Perry sandwich are my two simultaneously occurring dreams at the moment. I wish you could see inside my brain, it's like a quilt of really vibrant and not-for-kids images. I'll be sure to donate it to some tawdry sex museum after my demise. Enjoy.