Katrina Darling Burlesque Stripping In the Big Apple (Kate Middleton and I Do Not Approve!)

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bill-swift - September 7, 2012

As you know, Kate Middleton and I will be making somewhere between nine and seventeen babies to repopulate the royal line, and as we reproduce like rabbits, we're going to put a stop to this nonsense of Kate's cousin Katrina Darling hitting cities around the globe and stripping down to her pasties.

And by stopping this nonsense, I mean, what the hell is up with pasties? This is 2012, time to show some of the royal funbags in full. Then, I shall make it rain, as I do with Kate when we are alone. Enjoy.

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