bill-swift - July 1, 2011
I think I finally figured out what it would take to get me to go see Monte Carlo in theaters. It's something involving the three hottie co-stars, Katie Cassidy, Selena Gomez, Leighton Meester, a jar of Cheez Whiz, and my regular room by the hour at the Cielo Bonita Motel just off Route 11. Um, so many parameters, so many possibilities. The three little sexy bombs were running about New York yesterday pimping their cinematic equivalent to Pop Rocks, and, well, at least something male-worthy is coming out of this movie. Enjoy.
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