Kate Upton Simple Sextastic Stunning in Elle Magazine

You know we like a girl, I mean, really really like a girl when we start posting her on our little web venture wearing clothes. And we really really do like Kate Upton, who albeit way over-dressed, still manages to drop a big bust-load of sextastic in this month's Elle magazine. That's a thing that very few women even in Hottieville can pull off, but Kate does it with passion inducement to spare.

Now, let's not panic. There's no chance of a growing trend of fully-dressed celebrities appearing herein, but with Kate Upton, the imagination tools barely need to be fired up to get a full mind-blowing visual of the blonde bombshell slipping coyly out of these sweaters and tops. Enjoy.