Kate Upton Sexy Cleavage for Shape Magazine September 2017

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rusty-mattis - August 11, 2017

I don't believe for a minute that Kate Upton can box or play basketball. It's not because she's a woman or anything like that, she might be athletic at other sports, but there is no way she can throw a punch or bounce a ball because her big ol' boobies would be in the way.

You know she'd be on the court and think she's bouncing that basketball only to find out it's her own boob. And the last thing I'd ever want to is to try and play basketball against Kate Upton. Just look at her pretending like she's going to play and tell me you'd be able to focus on the game! There ain't no way in hell I would do anything, but ride the pine against Kate Upton in a game of basketball. I know sports bra technology has come a long way, but I don't think there is a bra except for alien technology that could keep Kate Upton's massive boobies from bouncing No way that's possible. So, unless Area 51 and Groom Lake are making sports bras, I'm not buying. Now, that's not to say I wouldn't watch Kate Upton attempt to play basketball. I would love it more than anything. I don't want to see her boxing though, Nothing bad should happen to that pretty face.

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