Kate Upton Big Cleavage Show For Harper’s Bazaar Australia

There's a rumor going around that Kate Upton is a tad bit heavier than before, which I think misses the point that Kate Upton is meant to be all soft and happy curves for men who love soft and happy curves and that there are plenty of far more slender lovely bits of fine female forms out there if you so choose. In short, it takes all kinds of sextastic to make the world of leering go round and on my planet there will always be room for Kate Upton's mega melons. Not to mention chocolate pudding. Those two things are all I really ever needed.

Kate Upton did a fine upscale pictorial for Harper's Bazaar in Aussie land to remind people how nicely she looks all dolled up to the female fashion class, with a more than nice ode to the jugs we adore so dearly. She's transitioning perhaps from blonde bombshell into blonde all grow'd up lady, which is fine, provided she never loses that girlish bounce, if you will. We must maintain some standards. Girlish bounce, please mark that down somewhere. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Harper's Bazaar Australia