Kate Middleton VOGUE Exhibit Pink Dress (She Still Gives Me the Royal Shivers)

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bill-swift - May 5, 2016

You got me. I'm still in lust with Kate Middleton. The future Queen of England. I thought perhaps I was over Kate since our little fling and affair that resulted in the royal heir to the throne. Let's be honest, that bald guy was not going to keep the Windsor line running without some assistance. But after baby number two and clear move into aristocratic MILFhood, the sight of Kate the best looking of the British royals in some four centuries continues to float my regal beagle.

We will probably never see Kate Middleton topless again, sad fact, let alone showing off a ton of skin. Proper dressing from here on out no doubt. But that doesn't mean seeing Her Highness in a tight pink dress isn't going to give me happy fantasy thoughts about the sextastic manners instructor I never had in real life. Honestly, I don't know the difference between small fork and big fork. I do know the European royals have had a tough time finding good looking outsiders to help out their Hot Or Not gene pool. Then there's Kate. The Duchess of my libido. Forever, Kate. I mean, maybe five more years. Enjoy.

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