bill-swift - August 23, 2013
Oh, happy days when Kate Beckinsale, the now 40-year old uber-MIFtastic mama gets down to her two piece bikini in Cabo for her bodily tanning pleasure. Not to mention, our viewing pleasure from atop our palm tree lined photographic telescopic perch. Never quite entirely in focus, but I can fill in the resolution when it comes to anything and everything Kate Beckinsale. I believe I can draw Kate's body right down to the birthmarks completely from memory with my eyes closed. I only say this because I do it nightly after the guards order 'lights out'.
Seeing Kate in her little bikini just about has me over the edge here on the happiness chart, seeing her raise her rump into the air, well, over the edge. I should need a few minutes to compose myself now. Also, some warm soapy water. Oh, Kate, you are too ridiculously hot not to be in a bikini or less 24x7. Please come back to L.A. and forget your luggage. Daddy needs you. Enjoy.