Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures Are Muy Muy Sexy

Kate Beckinsale can read my mind. I mean, hopefully not the deepest recesses of my mind where she lay bare and naked, on the plush 70's carpet lining my rumpus room, covered only by semi-discreet circles of Cheez Whiz around her... well, let's just say it's the deepest recesses of my mind. But in the more shallow recesses, lay my strong desire to see Kate Beckinsale join the parade of winter time celebrity hotties trotting down to points South to flash their sexy bikini bodies at resorts where I could only hope to smell their Coppertone scented towels while they cooled off in the water. So, she packed her frilly bikini and off she went for the benefit of all mankind, flashing just about the hottest MILF body in the universe beneath the tropical sunshine. These Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures may just be the end of me. Personally, I made it to the first butt shot before I uncorked a bottle of tequila with my teeth and starting crooning canciónes to my beloved. Enjoy.

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