Karrueche Tran Showcases Her Incredible, Curvy Body On The Beach In Glorious Thong

Seeing the word tran being used in the same breath as the name of a woman makes me immediately put my guard up. My reading comprehension is not good enough for me to trust what I think it says. There is too much at stake. Playing a traditional game of Russian roulette gives you pretty good chances of not blowing your brains out, but most people retain enough skepticism to not partake under any circumstances.

Now, in regards to Tran, I do not know if that refers to her last name or to her being a transformer. And if there is even the smallest possibility of her being a robot then it is too much for me to risk, because half of those robots were Decepticons, and I don’t fuck with Decepticons. I don’t care how cool their logo is, after what they did to my man Optimus they will forever be my enemy.

I will concede that I am not the foremost expert in robotic technology, so I cannot say for certain that Karrueche is one or not. But what I can say is that any woman who willingly carries her flip flops while walking barefoot across hot sand is a person that cannot be trusted.

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