aldo-vallon - January 3, 2019
A woman has got to feel pretty comfortable in her own skin, as well as in her knot tying abilities, to wear a string bikini. I do not think I would trust my own fingers to keep me from accidently being nude in public.
Knots come undone all the time, even the ones that get double knotted, and if just one of Karrueche Tran’s comes undone then all of her business is going to be laid out. I have never bought a string bikini, so I’ll say that if they do not come with a knot tying instruction booklet then they should start.
I cannot buy a bottle of drain cleaner without it warning me about what will happen if I drink it and who to call if I do. Why should string bikinis not also be treated with the same level of respect? Women need to know of the inherent dangers, as well as ways to avoid them. I also wish they would provide instructions on how to determine when my avocados are ripe. So far I’ve been taking wild guesses in the dark and they haven’t given me a very high rate of success.
Photo Credit: MEGA
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