bill-swift - June 27, 2017
Karlie Kloss is secretly or not so secretly one of the highest paid models in the world. She kind of snuck up on you nd the business both, this Windy City born best friend of Taylor Swift, the latter of which isn't such a bad thing to have in your back pocket when looking to get paid showing off where your front pockets might go. She's also dating one of the Kushner boys now, brother-in-law to Ivanka. Also, not a bad career move.
But ultimately the game of hotness comes down to your ability to deliver, and Karlie does in that All-American girl next door way which if she really did live next door, you'd be cutting holes in your blinds and getting better binoculars. Even for the very girlish innocent brand Express, Karlie brings out the finest a young woman can be in her preppy college wear. She's the goal. Not for fashion, who cares about that. For me and my dreams of making love to her atop whatever they now call the Sears Tower. Let the entire Midwest hear our primal screams of passion, Karlie. Or mine at least. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Express