bill-swift - May 25, 2016
Karlie Kloss is borderline skinny, but I give a pass to anybody whose job specifically states be skinny and we will pay you a million dollars. Even I might change over from my one-hundred percent Milk Duds and malt liquor diet to something more sensible like just malt liquor. Nevertheless, Karlie works hard for her body and sweats so that we don't have to, showing off the results of her hard work in a tummy baring Spandex ensemble post-gym just to let everybody know she knows she looks great. And she does.
In addition to being Taylor Swift's secret girlfriend, not so secret really, Karlie is a Windy City born success story of ginormous proportions. She's booking big gig after big gig. Must keep that core tight and the oglers happy. These workouts satisfy both requirements. Release the T Swift sex tapes and make this world whole again, Karlie. Or just send them to me, sharing with everybody is vastly overrated. Enjoy.
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