Kardashians Sign for $40 Million; When Does Ray J Get His Cut?

Breaking from our friends at TMZ, the Kardashians up and signed the biggest deal in reality TV history today with E! Television.

For the record, that $40M is just the base. It does not include the bazillion dollars in endorsement deals, promotional contracts, super Sears pimping, and, of course, fellatio related revenue. Also, the deal includes catering and meals for Khloe, which reduces the the family expenses by something in the neighborhood of $3 million a year, depending on the market price of hay cubes.

Would you let Ray J pee on you for $40 million smackeroos? Why, of course you would. Dignity goes out the door once the word 'million' gets floated in the conversation. We're all whores, we just have different price tags.