Kardashian Family Bikini Candids (And They’re All Free, Kris May Die)

If you knew how much money The Kardashians command for their staged bikini vacation photosets, well, you'd drop a load right in your shorts, quickly clean up, and go hit some kind of Occupy Calabasas movement outside the Kardashian compound. But, today, the Kardashian girls done got caught candidly in their bikinis by way of telescopic lens without earning a cent. Don't think Kris Jenner didn't call an emergency strategy session with her top lieutenants to figure out this breach of possible money making opportunities.

But, the upshot for us, long distance candids of Kim Kardashian and her mega asstastic, a preggo Kourtney Kardashian, and some bikini shots of the NextGen Jenners, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, all shot from a treeline in the Dominican Republic somehow missed by the Kardashian advanced security team. And we could not be more pleased. Enjoy.