josh-j - February 12, 2016
Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiled in another very public feud which will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissed Swift on a track off his new album,
For all my Southside niggas who will know me best
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why, I made that bitch famous
God damnI made that bitch famous.
It's 'Taylor and I'. Proper grammar is the only thing separating rappers from low rent bloggers. I know this is just hip hop bragging, but realistically, Taylor Swift isn't going to be sticking her fingers in your ass the way you like it any time soon.
In response to West's paint-by-numbers chest-beating performance, Swift's rich celebrity girlfriends one by one took to Twitter to announce their support for Swift and their disappointment in Kanye West. The new album was played at West's Yeezy line fashion show in New York so numerous wealthy anorexics were put in the uncomfortable position of having to explain their presence at the sexist rapper's suede lined booties show.
Awkward. Don't eat this month and we're cool again. Other models posted Instagram videos of Hadid looking upset by Kanye's music as proof of her loyalty. The old Soviet Union secret police used to work under similar protocol.
Swift's younger brother posted a video of himself throwing out his Yeezy's which makes a powerful statement of support for his sister except you already paid for the shoes, dumbass. Also, Taylor Swift doesn't have a brother. Wait, are you the one she never ever talks about. Get those Yeezy's back!
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