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Kanye Doesn’t Mind Microtransactions In Games After All, Now Kim’s Check Has Come In

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chris-littlechild - March 9, 2016

Now, as we all know damn well, there’s not a whole lot to like about Kim and Kanye. It’s not like they’re great philanthropists, journeying the globe to clean spilt crude off of sea fowl and generally making our world a cleaner, greener place. On the contrary, Kim’s thrusting her huge oily ass in our faces all over social media; making millions in the process.

There’s one thing you can say for them, though. At least they’re not a pair of gigantic hypocritical ballaches. Oh, wait, what’s this?

A couple months back, West went on one of his famously freaking stupid Twitter rants. That day’s topic? Microtransactions in video games. Paying a couple cents to skip Candy Crush levels and such is, quite clearly, the work of Satan. Thus spoketh Yeezus.

So what the hell’s the raptastic craptastic celebtastic going to think when he sees Kimmy tweetingSorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check and & transferring 53 million into our joint account. 

Kim Kardashian Hollywood, the game in question, has made much of that from said in-app purchases. So what are you going to do, Kanye? Refuse the money on moral grounds, and donate it to childrens’ hospitals and starving unfortunates the world over? Maybe found a new charity for our country’s veterans (called, perhaps, Kanye Believe How Much These Dudes and Dudettes Have Done For America? Let’s Take Care of Them, Fo Shizzle)?  

No, no you're not, because you're a bastard.

 

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