Just What ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops III’ Needed: More Shia Labeouf

  Black Market, huh? Weren’t they those guys in the huge check-out-my-wang trenchcoats in World War Two, who’d sell ill-gotten chicken and steak dinners and such to the English on the down low? ...Oh, we’re talking a different Black Market. My bad.  

Over Call of Duty: Black Ops III way, something’s stirring. The latest update for the game is a big ol’ addition to the Black Market store, boasting about 78% more Shia Labeouf than usual. Let’s take a look.

In these troubled times, we all need a little boost. Some encouragement, a dash of positivity, a big ol’ kick up the ass.  Labeouf’s famous JUST DO IT motivational speech is great for that, besting even Rocky’s that’s how winnin’ is done, and now it’s been immortalized as an in-game ‘gesture,’ available now.

Elsewhere in the update, there’s a selfie-taking gesture and a gaggle of new weapons. From the RSA Interdiction Sniper Rifle to melee weaponry like a baseball bat, there’s something for everyone. Extra specialist gear and new calling card sets are also thrown in, the whole rundown of which you can check out here.