Julieanna Goddard Sexy Gold Boobtastic Baring Bikini

It's not entirely clear how one becomes a social media sensation. Though if you guess some relationship to baring your boobtastic, you're not far off. Obviously there are tons of other talents involved in the process. I simply can't think of them at the moment. Nor can anybody else.

Julieanna Goddard, aka AskJulz, serves as a beacon of advice and insight for women on Instagram and Snapchat. You can only imagine where you'd be without her. Personally speaking, I'd be without the shades drawn, the doors locked, and the Def Leppard Hysteria playing loud enough to muffle my guttural moans. Every now and then a man needs to ogle a buzzed cut young woman at the beach in a bikini revealing the better part of her funbags. I'm pretty sure that's backed up by the science.

Julieanna, you keep doing what you're doing. The women need your pro tips and the men need your, um, pro tips. Win-win. A follow costs as much as a leer. Free! Enjoy.

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