bill-swift - December 2, 2017
If you're not modeling your own swimsuits these days, you're hardly trying. Everybody and their hot mom has a swimwear line out under their name because, well, because apparently women like to buy a ton of swimsuits every single year. In contrast, men are good with those board shorts from '07. Or myself, the Star Spangled Banana Hammock throwback to the 70's.
Brazilian hottie swimsuit model Julia Pereira took her sextastic body and her designs out to Miami Beach for a little photoshoot of the pimping hot kind. At the end of the day, if you as a super hottie can't make your one-piece suit look deliciously desirable, why would any lady want to shell out fifty bucks for five bucks worth of material to make it her look as well? I have no idea what I'm saying, I'm just damn glad these models are lined up along the beach taking cheeky photos.
In a perfect world, we've have one swimsuit designer, who would be me, and a thousand wicked hot boobtastic models to don my looks for photoshoots. Naturally, I'd need to be there to arrange the suits on their bodies ever so perfectly. Especially since all my bikinis and one-pieces would be fashioned from edible jerky. C'mon, perfect world. Let's start cracking. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash News