Model Joy Corrigan Not Quite in A Bikini

If mothers could set aside straight-faced 'you can be an engineer' chats with their teen daughters and teach them how to secure their bikini tops after sunbathing on their stomaches, they'd be imparting a far more practical life skill. Never let a man see your tits if you're not being paid or potentially proposed to. How is it I know the stripper handbook and you don't?

Would Starbuck's give away free coffee on Wednesdays? The lines for five dollar lattes on Tuesdays would be remarkably shorter. Scarcity drives market value. Those tits are you nest egg. There's no chance you're reading this.

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