aldo-vallon - December 5, 2017
I think the look on the face of Curly in the background says about all there is to be said about this gallery, but I will try my best to elaborate. Jourdan Dunn looks so good that there is not a single "would you rather" scenario that I can come up with that I would not choose her. I would choose Jourdan with no strings attached. No qualifiers, no guarantees. The chance to breathe the same air as that cherub for an evening is enough.
I have never been a big fan of the color orange. I am not sure why. Maybe I need to go see a psychoanalyst in order to get to the root of the problem. It could be because I choked on a Cheeto puff when I was six and have never forgiven it for that trauma. It could be because my mother ran off with a man who had a bad spray tan. I may never know for sure. But one thing I do know is that if women like Jourdan keep associating their beauty with the color then maybe one day I could open my heart back up to it.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA
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