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Jourdan Dunn Sideboob Overshadowed by GQ Style Awards for the Mens

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Lex Jurgen - September 9, 2015

I don't trust any man who tucks in his shirt without being ordered to do so by a referee. Being a slob doesn't make you manly though being fussy and highly thoughtful over your wardrobe is dangerously akin to kneeling before a glory hole. Fashionable men do draw the attention of women, but the correlation between dressing GQ and getting laid isn't nearly as direct as having a fat bank account, or driving a high end foreign sports cars, or kidnapping defenseless older or impaired women and bringing them back to your rape dungeon.

The GQ Awards invited a bunch of half naked female models and celebrities so the event felt less like a giant sausage fest of super well dressed sausages. Yes, of course I love women and tits, oh, boy, do I love tits, is that Armani you're wearing? Fabulous shoes. Where are the women and their tits again? I can't stop staring and wanting to fuck them all the time. Tell me that suit's not vintage? Fuck, who has an e-cigarette? My cover is blown.

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