Jourdan Dunn Sandy Bikini For Vogue Brazil

Jourdan Dunn is one of those models so sultry and inherently hot that she makes something big and bold and boobtastic out of humble surroundings. This isn't exactly the world's most skimpy bikini or setup for wild eyed and bodied exhibitionism in Vogue Brazil, but by sheer force of sextastic and some sweet skin peeks, the British alluring model manages to turn a fashion spread into an ogling gentleman wonderland.

It's not the swimsuit that makes the woman, but the man who volunteers to get the sandy bits out of the bikini for for woman that makes the swimsuit. I coined that quote. It's yet to really catch on. Suffice it to say, Jourdan, you're far too attractive to be cleaning out your own nooks and crannies. Nature has provided me delicate fingers and a proboscis for just such an opportunity. You'll hardly know I'm in here, until we get to the sensitive spots of course. I don't charge extra for anything. In fact, I pay you. Beat that for customer service. Now then, should we start at head or toe? Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Vogue Brazil