bill-swift - April 15, 2011
Fast Five can't come out fast enough. I miss me my Jordana Brewster something awful since seeing her pictorial spread in Maxim last week. Now, with this fuller look behind the scenes of that photoshoot, I find myself wanting even more. I'm not sure where she goes between movie jobs, but I wish it were my backyard, around my inflatable pool, wearing nothing but a tiny bikini and a salacious smile, waiting for me to suntan the spots she can't reach. I'd dislocate my left shoulder as needed to apply a greasy, yet sun protecting slather to the sexy half-Latina hottie. Fast Five. Bring it on. Enjoy.
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