Jordan Carver Unleashes Her Barely Covered Beasts in Zoo Magazine

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bill-swift - March 1, 2012

To say we want to dive into Jordan Carver and her billowy H-cups of love and take a dirty long nap is perhaps an understatement, it's also rather crude, as Jordan is no doubt all lady and deserving of being treated properly. And, proper treatment in our book would call for an all over sponge bathing of the German model prior to said diving.

Jordan presents her ponderous pears in this month's Zoo magazine, wherein the Bavarian bombshell provides readers as well with some solid advice for dealing with big chested ladies in the bedroom, pearls such as 'do not try to pretend that massive boobs are the most normal thing in the world' and most important of all, 'just because she's well-endowed, don't assume you're going to get Spanish sex'. Words to live by indeed. And some fine pictures to ogle by. Sehr gut.

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