Jordan Carver Bodacious Ta-Tas Need Roadside Assistance

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bill-swift - March 15, 2012

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

Even the thumb on Jordan Carver is pretty damn hot.

Imagine our lust-filled surprise to see the curvaceous maximum model showing up in only one of our all-time favorite R.E.M. sleep fantasies involving a hot girl, an undersized bikini top, and our ever reliable Japanese compact car coming to her rescue, for which their will be much naughty roadside motel making of the sexy, or in the case of Jordan Carver, making of the bouncing sexy.

One thumb, two guns, this girl won't be stranded long. Enjoy.