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Jordan Carver, A Horse, And Very Little Clothing: It’s Like My Dream Bachelor Party

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bill-swift - May 12, 2012

Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

Should some lucky young lass (with family money and low to moderately low self-esteem) ever convince my hand in marriage, I do plan to blow it out big time with the bachelor party, if not just for the cliche value, but for the opportunity to take my final ride on the roller coaster with the sign that says, 'No Married Men Allowed'. And it might involve farm animals.

Now PETA, please, hold your horses, as it were. I'm not suggesting any type of Leviticus-busting interaction of the species, but if you've ever been to Don Pedro's Backroom in Tijuana, you have a deep appreciation for what happens when the working girls start working at the circus.

But enough about my own demented life, for this spectacular pictorial of the busty and boobtastic Jordan Carver making a leering horse all kinds of happy as she slowly stripped off her undersized top for a little handbra action, well, it kind of made me see the positive side of animal husbandry. For even beast in the field knows the site of some amazing HH chest puppies when he sees them, and can a solid mounting be far behind? Enjoy.



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