Joanna Krupa Short Skirt for Top Model Poland

It used to be that when I heard the name Joanna Krupa, I would automatically think of classic video game villain King Koopa. That was in the halcyon days before Brandi Glanville let it spill that Joanna Krupa had a rather fragrant set of genitalia. This has, of course, dominated any thought I've had of this woman in the interim, making it impossible for me to see her name or a picture of her without thinking, "She's allegedly got a smelly cooch."

I apologize in advance if I've ruined Joanna Krupa for you as well. It's just so difficult for me to write about her without bringing it up every couple of seconds. It's almost a Pavlovian response at this point and I don't think about it unless I, you know, stop and think about it.

It's gotta be tough being a super hot chick like Joanna Krupa and finding yourself perpetually dogged by rumors about your nether regions. Whether or not she's got a malodorous muff isn't for us to say, at least, not unless we've been in close proximity to it. She seems like a pretty clean person to me, and I'm going to do my best not to associate Joanna Krupa with a smelly vagina ever again. Starting now, obviously.

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